The Dhuro Kanar Mystery--Solved?

Posted on Mon 11th Dec, 2017 @ 3:56am by Carlo Rienzi
Edited on Mon 11th Dec, 2017 @ 8:48pm

331 words; about a 2 minute read

That was a hell of a party at the Addams house tonight. Dude--a real seance! With real ghosts and a real murder. I mean, I don't think the cute Betazoid guy fainted for nothing. We really saw a freaking murder at the seance. Holy shit! I'm tempted to knock back a couple of whiskey shots, the way you see guys in bars do in movies. Nice pair of boobs on that killer, I've go to say. I'm not even into boobs, but you've gotta give credit where credit is due. I agree with the dead guy. Nice rack. Where the hell do we get 'rack' from, anyway?

And Scott Allen, the Bro. He's got to be the reason why Dhuro came in and got plastered on aged Kanar Noir that one night. I wonder what was the hard road Dhuro said the guy went through? I remember thinking Dhuro must have screwed up a surgery, but he wasn't apologizing for anything; he just sounded sorry for the guy. Not sure what to make of that. Maybe the doc will tell me about it sometime, if I serve him enough Noir.

So Christmas will be coming up soon; gotta decorate the bar for that. I also plan to have an Italian Thanksgiving at the Pub. And I need to hire a new assistant bartender. That wild woman Leela was too much. I found out she was, like, juggling fire in 10-42 when I'm off duty. WTF??? I don't care how cute you are or what kind of business you bring in. If you don't have enough sense to be safe and take care of the customers when I can't, you're out of there. I couldn't believe the security videos when I reviewed them. Geeze!

I remember, back when I worked at Mojo's, I would've considered that sort of thing awesome and a great way to bring in customers. Weird how different it is when it's your own bar.

 

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